molecularbiologistproblems is pretty good, he posts a good mix of funny stuff and actual articles!
Girl are you a solid, liquid, or a gas?
Because you matter.
Are you Bose-Einstein condensate, because you’re cold and dense.
Are you plasma, because I’d like to freely exchange electrons with you.
Are you at the tri-point, because I could blow you, have you inside me and lay on you all at the same time
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
I don’t know why I found this so amazing, but 5 minutes later I’m still sitting here giggling
Don’t hate on Ligase, guys. He’s just trying to make ends meet.