The Misbehaved Scientist
Science Pickup Lines (part 5)

You must be a benzene ring, because you’re aromatically pleasant.

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

I also prefer my ribosomes bound…tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.

Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

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